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Mullets are back!!!

In truly important fashion news, mullets are making a comeback. While looking at mullets is enjoyable, reading (AI generated?) articles about them is even more enjoyable. Even just reading the headlines is enjoyable. Here are a couple from a site called Fashion Beans.

Subtle Mullets That Master the Art of Tactical Hairstyles

Professional Mullets With Elegant Style for the Modern Office

The professional mullet is a refined take on the classic mullet, tailored for the modern man who desires a balance between edgy and elegant. This hairstyle typically features a medium to long length at the back, gradually tapering towards the sides and top for a polished look. The texture is smooth with a slight wave, achieved through careful layering. This style suits those with oval, square, or diamond face shapes and works well with medium to thick hair. Differing from its wilder 80s cousin, this version combines the mullet’s rebellious spirit with a professional finish, making it suitable for both formal and casual occasions. In recent fashion, it stands out as a bold statement while remaining workplace appropriate.

Country Mullet Inspiration for a Fresh Look

winter clothes and jackets 101

I occasionally read fashion blogs not because I am interested in fashion, but because I find clothes the most boring thing in the world and yet I occasionally need to project an appearance that others find acceptable in a professional (e.g., my employer is relying on me to sell something and therefore willing to pay me) or social (e.g., not embarrass my wife in public) situation. Anyway, this article goes through a long discussion on how to layer to stay warm. I have to say though, I find it a bit gross to have a synthetic shirt next to my skin with a bunch of stuff on top, and I am mildly allergic to wool. I love cotton, but apparently that is not the way to stay warm. There is talk of mittens, which I agree are warm, but I have never figured out how to use a key to unlock or lock a door while wearing a mitten. Maybe everybody else has moved on to other technologies and I am the only one still using keys. And finally, I’d like to hear more about socks and keeping my feet warm. I find that no matter how warm the rest of my body is, my toes are still the first thing to get cold.

The purpose of fashion blogs, of course, is to make us want to buy new stuff even when we often have perfectly functional old stuff lying around. Materials and fossil fuels get mined, the new stuff gets manufactured and moved around, people work in stores and call centers, and the old stuff gets disposed of. All of this gives some people work to do and keeps money moving around, but how much value is created? Warm hands have value, and buying my first pair of mittens therefore creates value where none existed before. Buying my fifth pair of mittens in the latest color or style would add zero value for me personally, but perhaps it brings joy to some.